- Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
- Girl: yeah, me too... I need new clothes.
- Bruno Mars: no you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
- Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
- Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
- Girl: really? Even today?
- *Girl gets hit by grenade*
- Bruno Mars: today I don't feel like doing anything.
When you were 7:
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2) Riveting Fable Comrade
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4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague
5) Sweet Saga Yo
6) Waste of Time Jerk
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11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
12) I hear dat shit
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