Juni 2011
Walking past your crush:
Expectation:
Reality:
my life
hahahahaahhahahahahahahaahhaha
- Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
- Girl: yeah, me too... I need new clothes.
- Bruno Mars: no you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
- Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
- Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
- Girl: really? Even today?
- *Girl gets hit by grenade*
- Bruno Mars: today I don't feel like doing anything.
Opening a present and seeing you got clothes..
When you were 7:
Now:
When your favorite song is playing and someone starts talking to you
Disagreeing with someone you don't like Just to annoy them, cause you're a fearless bastard
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum
2) Riveting Fable Comrade
3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren
4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague
5) Sweet Saga Yo
6) Waste of Time Jerk
7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion
8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One
9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile
10) Trepidating Boar Fetus
11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!12) I hear dat shit
Riveting Fable Comrade
REBLOG IF YOU WATCHED THE WHOLE THING
I'm not even on drugs. I'm just weird.
Anhören
JUST PRESS PLAY and watch gif.
Reblog if you just want to be skinny.
